You like African Wild Dogs. They're dogs, they're wild and they're from Africa. All of these things make them kick huge ass.
Imagine having your very own AWD. How cool would that be? Some fucker gets up in your face about his golden doodle, and you're all like, "I have an AWD. Do you know what that is? No, of course you don't. It's a dog that's wild, and it's from Africa. Its teeth can shear through rhino bone. Leave us now."
Unfortunately, AWDs are nearly extinct due to habitat loss. That's very bad. Do something about it: www.awdconservancy.org
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They have stupid ears, my Czechoslovakian Wolfdog will kick it's ass.
Rumor has it, the global population of African Wild Dogs has slowly been depleting due to the increase of Frog Farmers. How you ask? Let me explain...
Most "Farmers" inject a chemical called "Frogabonertitus" into male frogs to prolong their breeding patterns. Some believe its to create more offspring, others believe potential farmers are dirty perverts.
In any event, "Frogabonertitus" gives male frogs a sense of insecurity and they escape from their holding jars and are free to roam the wild.
In the wild the sex driven frogs are attracted to the scent of African Wild Dogs. To make a long story short, the dogs are massacred, and consumed whole.
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