You like having the meanest SUV on the block. And nothing says "I will crush you and your Yaris" quite as well as a genuine army tank: http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/Tanks_Trucks_Jeeps_for_sale.htm
Imagine pulling up to the school for parent-teacher night in a T72 Soviet tank ("I would like to discuss the mark you gave my child in social science..."). You could put a bad-ass bumper sticker on the back - something really clever like: "I kill tailgaters." And if your neighbor ever gives you shit about the black smoke belching out of your ride - "My child has acute asthma!" - just park your tank in his living room. That'll shut the whiny fucker up.
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