Bears

You like bears (so fuck you, Stephen Colbert: http://www.wikiality.com/Bears).

What's not to like: Cute? Check. Strong? Check. Smart? Check. Bears are the Rambos of the animal kingdom - apex predators that thrive in the roughest terrain - but more articulate and with soft fur.

Of course, bears don't get a total free pass. I hate that Coke commercial where the polar bears share a bottle with a penguin party: polar bears and penguins live on opposite ends of the Earth, dumbasses. And when hungry bears go on a rampage, drastic action must sometimes be taken; check out these best friends that killed an aggressive bear intent on eating both of them: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2006/07/22/bear.html