You like keeping your business away from prying eyes, and nothing makes that easier than owning your own private island (www.privateislandsonline.com).
This might be the right time to tell you, my children, that the Nation of Like has acquired an island in the south Pacific. Construction has begun on a super secret base - shhh! - and I anticipate moving in before the first snow falls here in Canada. I'm currently in the market for a flamethrowing tank, so I can recreate the beach scene from Dr. No. (Anyone have Ursula Andress's number? And has she kept herself in shape?).
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