You like warthogs - both kinds: the animal and the airplane.
Warthogs are those loveable little tusked pigs you see in wildlife docs shot in Africa. Having a warthog pet isn't as strange as you might think (check out this fella: http://www.pbase.com/joe19382/image/28095197). They're smart critters and much smaller than their domestic relatives. Plus they're handy for disciplining unruly kids: "Sir Piglet says it's bed time. Remember what happened the last time you made Sir Piglet angry?"
The A-10 warthog might not make a great pet, but it would be perfect for destroying your neighbor's hummer (http://www.a-10.org/photos/photos2.asp). Its nine-foot machine gun fires depleted uranium shells. The gun sounds likes this: "BRRRRRRRAP!" Of course, if you're the target you won't hear that sound - you'll already be cut in half.
What would kick huge ass would be having both. You could cut a hole in the plane right behind the cockpit and plunk your warthog in it, just like R2D2 in Luke's X-wing - but cooler, because a pissed-off warthog would turn that lippy droid into a trash can in five seconds flat. Here's an adorable patch combining the two warthogs: http://www.adamsplanes.com/images/A-10/A-10%20patch.jpg
No comments:
Post a Comment