Cauliflower Ear

You like cauliflower ear.

Far from being a deformity, cauliflower ear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauliflower_ear) is a badge of honor. Don't know what I'm even talking about? Well, CE is a condition where the ears have suffered damage and healed in a deformed shape - usually flattish disks. Typically, CE is the result of multiple injuries to the ears, usually inflicted while wrestling or grappling - hence the reason why it's freakin' cool. A person with severe CE is a person who's done their time on the mats. So a hint to all you wannabe tough guys out there: If you're gonna mess with anyone at the bar, probably best you don't choose the guy with the fucked up ears ("Hey ugly! Yeah, you, the guy with the stupid lookin' ears - I'm talkin' to you, pal. What, you wanna take this outside? I should warn you, though, I do a lot of boxercise!").