Guinness

You like Ireland's best beverage, Guinness.

Treasured by donnybrook participants and pregnant women alike, Guinness has set the stout standard for centuries. It's gorgeous to look at, and the texture is the very definition of the word smooth. And then there's the flavor. It's like inhaling fertile earth - and that's a good thing.

Guinness also has some of the best beer gear: http://www.guinnesswebstore.com/index.asp. Free t-shirts you get in cases of lesser brews are all well and good. But sometimes you need to shell out a few bucks and get a garment that's an event every time you put it on.

Sure, Guinness commercials are a little slim in the bikini-clad chicks department. For one of the best beers on the planet, though, we can forgive this small oversight. Besides, any beer commercial can have babes. But how many can get away with focusing on nothing but their gorgeous product?