Hiking

You like hiking, tramping, trekking - whatever it's called in your neck of the woods.

Read a book. Go on, read one - I'll wait. If it's an adventure story, odds are the hero will do some walking. Get it? Heroes and walking go together like bleeding eyes and the ebola virus (http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/spb/mnpages/dispages/ebola/qa.htm).

There's something very cool about having the ability to walk into the wilderness at a moment's notice and emerge hours or even days later, tens of miles away, unscathed. You know that urge you get when you see a beautiful landscape? That Julie Andrews "Hills are Alive" feeling? That's your inner, primal conqueror telling you to walk. Besides, studies show that the smell of sweat mixed with deet and sunscreen is an aphrodisiac. What studies? Fuck you - studies, okay!