Hobbies

You like learning something new.

That's right, look at yourself: sitting in front of the fucking computer - again - with big plans tonight to do...what? Get drunk again? Play PS3? Fer fuck's sake, yes, there's a time and place for both, but get some variety in your life. You need a new hobby, friend.

Take a class: painting, kayaking, rock climbing, violin. Learn to speak Finnish, buy a shotgun and go skeet shooting, rent a Dodge Viper and scare the shit out of yourself. If you're a shy recluse, join the toast masters and step outside your comfort zone. Jesus Christ, you plan to do the same fucking thing every day for the rest of your life?

And if you're such a dullard that you can't even muster up the ability to pick a new pastime, get this book - http://www.amazon.com/Get-Hobby-All-Consuming-Diversions-Lifestyle/dp/0061215279/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/102-2124205-8286559?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1191020081&sr=8-1 - open it to a random page and do whatever it says.