Swedish Berries

You like Swedish Berries: http://www.bewarethecheese.com/gswedberry.jpg

Jujubes can only dream of being as tasty as SBs. You heard me right: all you jujube lovers can fuck right off. Seriously, get the fuck out of here.

Mind you, I'm a little skeptical about the name "Swedish Berries." What's Swedish about these candies? Are they from Sweden? Are they "Swede-like"? I can answer a definite no to that last question. SBs are sweet and make your day happy. I've only met two real-life Swedes, and they were reptilian and made my day sad. How ironic that one of the best candies in the world is named after a country with some of the ghastliest people in the world.

That's right Sweden, I'm calling you out! The last cool thing you gave the world was the Vikings and that was a long, long time ago, like before I was born even. So fuck you, Sweden, I'm renaming SBs. Henceforth they'll be known as Rick Berries.