Me

Today you like the return of me, Rick Spalding.

I know you've been lost. Without my guidance, your life has been on a swan dive into misery. Well you can shelve those plans for walking naked into the wilderness on New Year's Eve, because I'm back.

A lot has happened since you last knew what to like. Unlike you, my life has improved (I know, hard to believe, given how great it was before). Bought a house, had a daughter, elected president of a south Pacific island. Confirmed that aliens exist and they're hot for me.

So kick back, relax, and stay by your computer. Life just got good again.