You like swagger sticks for civilians.
Why should military officers be the only ones who get to carry this awesome fashion accessory? Fuck that. We all have people we want to hit with sticks, so why not have a well-made, sleek tool for the job. I propose that swagger sticks should become the male version of a purse. If women can carry around those bottomless trash bags slung over their shoulders, men have the right to look equally ridiculous. And a swagger stick is a helluva lot cooler than a murse (not to be confused with a man bag, which is just smart planning).
Imagine walking into a subway car, your favorite coffee shop or a parent-teacher interview with a swagger stick tucked under your arm. Can you say instant respect?
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