You like the toothy snarl of a chainsaw.
Ever wondered what it would be like to stand in front of a stadium full of people and hit a power cord on an electric guitar? Well, average Joes can get the same experience - sorry, minus the groupie blowjobs backstage - with a few hundred bucks and a stand of virgin forest. The noise, the vibration, the sweat and the adrenaline - it's all there.
Even a little saw, like this Stihl 170, will provide the newbie with tons of thrills: seeing a 70-foot giant plummet earthward, feeling the grip of the chain as you junk the logs, talking chainsaws with other chainsaw people (believe me, it's an elite club). And should you be unlucky and have an accident, you'll have an awesome story when people ask how you lost your leg.
To increase the chances of having an accident, newbies might consider jumping in with both feet: skip the junior Stihl and custom-build one of these bad boys.
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