Pamphleteers

You like zines.

Being a self-styled media mogul is cool. There might not be a large distribution market for a periodical on blue toothbrushes, but the people who are passionate about them want a magazine to call their own.

Well, tough shit for them. A zine about blue toothbrushes would be dumb as fuck. Far cooler is my idea: Sea Slut. An amateur porn mag, done on a Gestetner, featuring the hottest ladies of the merchant marine. I get a plank just thinking about it.

I can't recommend any zines because I don't read them. Most seem to be made by art school drop outs who think the more baffling the images and prose, the better the work: "Is it a soiled serviette, or a spear in the bowels of capitalism?"

Huh?

Hate those fuckin' people.